justinibiebers:

stuff you ask your mom:

  • mom where’s my towel
  • mom what do we eat for dinner
  • mom what time is it
  • mom where’s my phone
  • mom when do you come back
  • mom what day is it

stuff you ask your dad

  • dad where is mom

*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

90% of conversations with me


me:  who is that
me:  what are you talking about
me:  I don't know what that is
me:  wait what

me:  *not religious*
me:  oh my god
me:  praise the lord
me:  thank god
me:  oh dear lord
me:  jesus christ
me:  good god
me:  bless

hyperactivearsonist:

*quietly loses touch with reality and spends 3 hours staring at a wall*

amigara:

you ever masturbate to something and then afterward stare at the ceiling thinking “what the fuck is wrong with me? why am i so nasty? why can’t i find god?”

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